A Tweet conversation of recent times!! May be the true reason of
Son-In-law’s arrest!
@Gorunath (Not Son-In-Law, just an honorary member of the family; enthusiastic about
the daughter hence visits bedroom occasionally)
Good Morning! Feeling like betting
2day!! #profit
@Appam_Chutiya
(Dancer, Actor, Rudali, plays cricket
occasionally)
Wow! Great Idea @Gorunath! M also in
mood to leak few runs today! ;-) #signal
@Gorunath
@Appam_C, u leaking runs and @JR_Bachpan
acting bad do not depend on you guys’ moods! #UniversalTruth
#NotTalkingAboutCondoms
@SR_Bachpan (Actor, Politican, Farmer, Bread earner for the family)
Keep my son and Bahu out of it
@Gorunath!! # Angry #MC #BC
@JR_Bachpan (Actor – My Father says so)
Hey Dad! Aamir and Shahrukh think
@Gorunath is praising me! True?? B) #cool
@SR_Bachpan
Are You f%&^ing BLIND?? #3Idiots #ShouldHaveUsedCondoms
@Gorunath
Enough crap! Let me reach my Point of
Contact! @Point_Dara_Singh u around? #Betting
@Point_Dara_Singh
(My Daddy Strongest)
Joy Sri Ram! M around!! Ready to bet!!
#LookingForMyCellPhone
@RamuKaka (Realistic Film Maker, latest Cuisine show ‘RGV ka Shaag’)
@Point_Dara_singh, I want to make a
movie on your life Buddy!! #TrueStoryMovie
@Point_Dara_Singh
Wow! Great! Should I play myself? #Easy
#Can’tAct
@RamuKaka
Are u f%&^ing kidding me
@Point_Dara_Singh! At best u can get a side role of a bookie!! #F%&^er #Can’tAct
@Gorunath
Let’s bet on @MS_Dhobi coming to bat
before number seven! #TakeNoteDhobi
@MS_Dhobi
(Model, Cricketer, Captain, Whistle
Podu!!)
@Gorunath, I can’t bat so high up the
order! In pressure to perform!! Recently married to @Suck-C
@Gorunath
Tell me some other option if you want
to be in the team! #Retention
@MS_Dhobi
Bet on @SirJ having a Moustache in
today’s match! #Lord #RESPECT
@Gorunath
Match is in next 1 hour!! #Mad #Dehati
@SirJ (Lord, cricket was born to played by me)
If I wish I can grow moustache and
Beard on @Gorunath’s face in 1 minute!! #WannaTry
Sorry Lord! Should not have doubts on
you!! #Mistake #Doomed
@Indian_Police (Integral
part of Hindi cinema, always come when it’s over)
@Gorunath, douted on @SirJ!!! You are
under Arrest!! #BigFish
@Or-knob_Gnoshai (Journalist of the nation)
Mr. @Srini_Mama, nation wants to know is
@Gorunath part of spot fixing. #AnswerOrNotWillAskThis100Times
@Srini_Mama (Prez. Of Cricket team and Owner of Board, or vice-versa… whatever)
I have done no wrong! Don’t know if
@Gorunath is fixing! #DontAskQuestion
@Or-knob_Gnoshai
But Mr. @Srini_Mama, nation wants to
know how you don’t know when you are following @Gorunath!! #AnswerOrNotWillAskThis100Times
@Srini_Mama
Do not hound me! I am leaving
@Or-Knob_Gnoshai!! #Let’sRunNow
@Repeat_Shashtri
(I sense something’s gonna give…)
@Srini_Mama went like a tracer bullet!!
#Cliches
(Just for Fun... no intention to hurt anyone's sentiment. Any similarities to anyone living-dead-yet to born are completely UN-intentional.)
@Teri_Kom This is a blatant discrimination against the North-Eastern states. #Activist
ReplyDelete@Mom1084_Debi I think this is a severe blow on the quasi-socio-economic infrastructure by the bourgeois. #blablabla
@SVV_Ram Can't understand how Men in Yellow win matches. #ghyam
@Utkal_Banga @SVV_Ram Mentor raho, dimaag ki batti bujhao, eh? #grapesaresour
@2.5kg_kahaath Kya dimaag ki batti - mera mazaak udaate ho? #blasphemy
@Jism2jism Sunny I want to marry you and take your surname #proposal
@Sir I think I can buy off BCCI with whatever is there in my piggy-bank.
@Maddy_N_Honey Just wanted to say Hi.